Wednesday, August 28, 2024

"The Jar" by Ray Bradbury on The Alfred Hitchcock Hour




Based on a short story by Ray Bradbury and starring Pat Buttram, the 1964 episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour entitled "The Jar" is one of the eeriest hours of television to ever be beamed into America's living rooms. Though I only just watched if for the first time, I've heard about "The Jar" my whole life. My mother saw it when it first aired and it make a serious impression on her young mind. Whenever the conversation would turn to creepy stories, she'd always recount this one, along with a few Twilight Zones. (There's probably an essay to be written about these old anthology shows serving as modern folktales, but I'll have to leave that for another time.) Later, when I discovered Bradbury, I was surprised to see that he was the one who'd written the story on which "The Jar" was based. It can be found in his collection The October Country and is every bit as scary as the Hitchcock episode. In fact, when I recently came across "The Jar" on Youtube (sadly, there is no official release on disc or streaming), I was a bit hesitant to watch it. Would it live up to Bradbury's brilliant short story? Was it as unsettling as my mom had made it out? Well reader, let me tell you something: "The Jar" may have frightened audiences back in the innocent days of 1964, but to this jaded horror fan, in the year 2024 . . . yeah, it's still terrifying!!! The acting is top-notch and the direction paired with Bernard Herrmann's original score manage to capture the magic of Bradbury's prose (the hardest thing to do when adapting ol' RB). As I mentioned, there's no official release of this episode (unless you live in Australia), but some internet sleuthing will turn it up. 

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Pinks

 My short story "Pinks" is free to read at Baen.com.

Check it out!

I got the idea for the story while coediting Tomorrow's Troopers with Hank Davis. The book is an anthology of stories featuring power armor (think Starship Troopers (the book) or Iron Man). Well, you can only read so many of a particular type of story before you end up wanting to try your hand at it, so this is my take on the power armor trope.

I had originally intended to have Hank take a look at it to see if he'd be willing to include it in the anthology, but we were running behind and I didn't get it written in time. Fortunately, Toni Weisskopf agreed that it would be a good fit for our monthly short fiction over on the Baen website.

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

New Short Stories

My short story "See the Fairville Oddity!" is available to read for free at Baen.com. Check it out at the link!

https://www.baen.com/fairville_oddity

And my short story "just keep walking" was included in Horror Library, Volume 7, edited by Eric J. Guignard. 

http://www.darkmoonbooks.com/Horror_Library_7.html

Friday, October 18, 2019

Davy Crockett vs. The Saucer Men



My short story "Davy Crockett vs. The Saucer Men" appears in Parallel Worlds: The Heroes Within.

You can buy the ebook here and the paperback here.

When the anthology was originally conceived, the editors asked each author to write a short introduction to his or her own story. Ultimately these didn't make it into the book, but you can read mine below. I think it nicely sums up my feeling on what is one of my favorite stories I've ever written and (hopefully) serves as a teaser to make you want to buy the book.


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Davy Crockett vs. The Saucer Men was inspired by two of my heroes: the frontiersman Davy Crockett and my uncle, Brooks Griffin. I'll start with the lesser-known first.

Like the narrator of the story, Uncle Brooks grew up in small-town Texas during the 1950s. While roaming the town unsupervised, he and his friends played impromptu games of baseball, read comic books, and in his words, "shot a million [imaginary] Indians." (Not the most p.c. game, but it was a different time.) And when "Davy Crockett, Indian Fighter" premiered on Disneyland in late 1954, he was the perfect age to get swept up in the Davy Crockett frenzy that Walt Disney ignited. He had the coonskin cap described in this story (sadly, lost) as well as the Davy Crockett-branded toys mentioned therein. These, along with countless other treasures, he passed down to me. From Uncle Brooks, I inherited my off-kilter sense of humor and Mad Magazine view of the world. (Do I need to mention that he also gave me a stack of old Mad Magazines? He did.) And it was Uncle Brooks who introduced me to the King of the Wild Frontier, via a set of taped-off-the-television-commercials-included VHS tapes.

Which brings us to hero number two: David "Davy" Crockett. I will confess that the Crockett I look up to most is not the real, historical figure, though he did many heroic things, not just fighting at the Alamo but also opposing Andrew Jackson's Indian Removal Act, a move which wound up costing him his seat in Congress. The Davy Crockett that looms large in my imagination, however, is the folk hero of the tall tales. The Davy who killed a bear when he was three years old; the Davy who grinned a raccoon out of a tree and made a hat of him; the Davy, in short, portrayed by Fess Parker in Disney's adaptation. "The Disney Version" of practically anything gets a bad rap these days—for being too saccharine, for being too simplistic, for being too . . . Disney.  Some of the criticisms are fair. And in the case of Davy Crockett, Walt took a lot of liberties with the source material. The real David Crockett was a complex, flawed human being (as all human beings are); Disney's Davy was a hero, through-and-through. And while I would never caution against learning more about a historical figure, I think sometimes it's okay to indulge in the fiction. We need heroes. And sometimes tall tales, legends, lies, myths, stories are better at getting at the Truth (with a capital T) than the historical record could ever hope to be. Davy Crockett said, "Be sure you are right, then go straight ahead." Disney's Davy Crockett always was and always did. We need heroes like that.

A final note: though Uncle Brooks and I share many common interests, he is not much of a fan of science fiction. I hope he will forgive me for inserting aliens into his childhood. 


Thursday, July 25, 2019

The Chronicles of Davids reviewed in Booklist


Afsharirad brings together some of the genre's most beloved authors with David as their first name in a collection that covers time travelspace operaAI trouble.. and military sfa fun collection of imaginative Davids. Booklist 

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Armadillocon 40 Programming



I will once again be a panelist at Armadillocon. If you plan on being there, stop by and hear me talk about things—specifically military science fiction, Black Mirror, and the business of writing. I'll also be an instructor at the Armadillocon Writers' Workshop this year, which I'm quite excited about. I'll have books for sale at my autographing on Saturday, and as is tradition, I will have fabulous prizes to hand out at my reading on Friday. Be there or be L7!

Check out the complete list of Armadillocon programs here.

Friday

Armadillocon Writers' Workshop
9:00 a.m. - 4:40 p.m.

Reading (with fabulous prizes)
5:00 p.m. - 5:30 p.m.
Southpark A

Saturday

Autographing
3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p,m,
Dealers Room

The Cold Black Mirror
6:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.
Ballroom F

Intro to the Business End of Writing
7:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m.
Ballroom F

Sunday

Once and Future Military SF
1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m.
Ballroom D

Monday, July 2, 2018

Newsletter!


I've decided to start a newsletter, folks! That's right, all of you who have been clamoring for regularly scheduled updates from David Afsharirad can now rest easy.

You may have noticed a pop-up here on Tyrannosaurus Ranch asking you to subscribe. I hope you took that opportunity. If not, click here to do so now.

So, what can you expect from the Tyrannosaurus Ranch newsletter, the only official newsletter of David Afsharirad (accept no substitues and do not be fooled by imitators)?

I'm glad you asked.

Check out the first issue here to get a feel for it.

There will, generally, be four sections. They are as follows:

1. Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch: News and updates. Here's where you'll find story and book announcements, possibly updates on what I'm working on, things like that.

2. On the Nightstand: A short review of whatever book I'm reading and/or just finished.

3. The Silver Screen: A short review of whatever movie and/or television show I've recently watched.

4. On the Turntable: A short review of whatever music I've been listening to lately.

And that's it! The perfect amount of David Afsharirad-related news, delivered straight to your inbox monthly.