FAQ



So, as most of you undoubtedly know, FAQ stands for frequently asked questions. In fact, none of these questions have been asked by anyone. Not even once. 

Q: How often will you update Tyrannosaurus Ranch?
A: Who can say? 

Q: Why is your blog called Tyrannosaurus Ranch?
A: Because Tyrannosaurus Ranch is a bitchin' name. And I love dinosaurs.

Q: I typed your name into Google and this blog was not the first result, what's up with that?
A: Well, hopefully in the future, that will change. As of right now this phenomenon is a result of me stupidly calling this blog "Tyrannosaurus Ranch" and not "David Afsharirad's Blog." You see, when you search my name, Google looks for websites that have my name on them a bunch. This one does not. In order to remedy that, I will now type my name several dozen times. Feel free to skip this part. 


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Q: That's actually not how Google works.
A: And that's not actually a question.

Q: Why did you throw Richard Nixon's name into that list?
A: The reasons for this were threefold: To see if you read the entire list; to break up the monotony of writing my own name that many times; and because I feel this blog has a lot to offer both fans and detractors of our 37th President.

Q: What topics will be covered on Tyrannosaurus Ranch?
A: The writing career of David Afsharirad will be an ever-increasing part of this blog. In other words, I'll be using it as promotion for my literary endeavors--letting people know when I've got stories coming out and where, when I make the first multi-million dollar book sale, etc. You know, that sort of thing. Aside from the shameless self-promotion, I might get on a soapbox about various issues from time to time.

Q: I have a legitimate question I would like to ask, and I didn't see it on your fake questions list, what can I do?
A: Ask it in the comments section.

Q: This blog is awfully text-y, will you ever post awesome/funny videos?
A: